Some Insane Things Most Girls In Lagos Do - Romance - Nairaland

I call it insane because that is the perspective with which I am
seeing it.
I am sure many other guys may have noticed it too and may have
have wondered if our girls are thinking right or not.
At least to me, they are not thinking right.
1) So you left your home in the morning for work or an outing and
you probably forgot to make up or you intentionally left it undone.
Then you get into a commuter bus and brought out all your
contraption:
Foundation
Powder
Eye liner
Big mirror
Lip stick
Eye pencil
Eye brush with a very fat as* mirror.
This of course to me is insane. What do you think?
Solution: Make up from home and do a touch when you get to
where you are going or you make up when you get to where you
are going. That is what the ladies room is meant for.
2) So you wear a size 75 jeans (Maybe XXL) and you went ahead
to buy a jean that is meant for infant.
The implication of what you see on our roads daily is that their
hands are ever gracing their behind, trying to pull the jeans up so
that it will not expose the stretch mark infested as*.
This of course to me is also insane. What do you think?
Solution: Wear your size and stop looking like YOKOZUNA. I hope I
got the spelling right. Most girls who dress this way usually have a
upper body with a tiny below.
3) You do not own a personal vehicle or at the very least, you are
not good with heels and then you wear this 10 inches and start
moving like a snail on the road.
Haven't you seen any looking like she was forced to wear it?.
They move so slow and "laughingly" calculated that you may
almost conclude they are robots.
This of course to me is also insane. What do you think?
Solution: Get a slip on and wear your heels where you are going.
That is if you do not have a vehicle or rather, practice the heels
wearing culture at home before stepping out.
I am angry.
Abeg I am idle this morning na why I say make I express my mind.
Remember GEJ is a good man but a weak man. However, Buhari is
a reasonable but dangerous alternative. Vote wisely.