Seven TOP Lying Professions

So I was reminiscing on how people have had to suffer
discomfort and delay due to dishonesty and lies from folks
from these professions... (Not like they all lie o, but the
probability is on the high)
They have different names for it, some are: Discretion,
Business tactics, Wisdom, "Okpolo", No. 6 etc.
Someone once asked Abraham Lincoln, "How many legs will a
dog have if the tail were to be a leg?"
His response was 4. His tail will never be a leg. Call a spade a
spade and not an implement of farming!
My list of TOP Seven Lying Professions beginning from the
rear are:
7: Transporters:
These involves conductors and drivers. Just today I almost
went a wrong direction because the conductor just wanted me
to fill his seat, even after I told him where I was heading!
Thank God, I asked a passenger who screamed that I was
going opposite and the fare wasn't small.
6. Mechanics
Some of our "car experts" can lie o! They'll tell you to come
carry your motor that they're almost through only to go and
find out nothing has been done. You go buy unnecessary
parts tire because of their plot to make money out of you! Lies
you don't have to tell...
5. Police
The highest bidder gets their attention. Especially in that their
office, you better not argue with them. Police can paint blue
as red. They're still your friends though
4. Business People
You will hear them say, "Na only #10 I dey gain"...Iffa hear!
Some of them will forge unnecessary lies just to get you to
buy their goods. You know the girl is not too fine, "Yet you'll
say, Fine girl, come buy na..." ... Markets like, Alaba, Aba,
Ariaria...You must be smart ...Those guys will load you
with lies until you buy a fake product...then come back come
change am na ...For where? Dem go deny you! Don't pray to
be in such situation...
3. Tailors
Tailors sha! I no no wetin I wan call them o...
They will tell you Come Tomorrow, by 5PM! Hmm! Go by
6PM, your material still dey for ground... Lol... Some are good
but some, when you give them material, just stay there until
they start sewing o and get to some extent, otherwise na sorry
get you . You get wedding on Saturday, you planned to
cloth the cloth on Friday, you may be disappointed- Follow
him/ her up from Monday! No be dia fault sha, dem too get
plenty work!
2. Lawyers
You may not have been made to suffer unnecessary allegation
because a lawyer stood against the truth he is meant to
defend but some have...And it's wicked! I know they do it
legally but it's still a lie. The bad part is, They'll put it so nicely
even when they know it's a lie! The No. 1 on this list have
some of them to cover up for their lies, no surprise most of
them later delve into Politics...this takes us to the No.1...
1. Politicians
These are the kings of Lies...
Read this story...A certain man went to heaven, he saw a fan
rolling so slowly, he asked why, The angels told him "the fans
roll fast depending on the number of lies you've told. The slow
one was that of Mother Theresa..." (To cut it short) he saw a
room filled with industrial fans blowing everywhere (that's
where the angels go to rest and jist), he asked why the fans
were so fast, He was told that room solely belongs to
politicians!