Top 10 Categories Of People That Won't Bother About Valentine's Day

Ofcourse,it's the season of Love and everywhere is characterized
with colours associated with the season.Ladies are happy 'cos
the elections have been postponed and the guys are like 'why
postponed the elections?'
As soon as I left the banking hall this evening,one of Our staffs
showed me a note written by a lady at the back of a teller
together with her cell number that reads 'will u be my val?'So,I
now decided to come up with these few points of top 10
categories of people that won't bother about this val,so relax and
read.
1.The Gays/Lesbians :These types of people do not need
elaborate explaination to convince everyone that they have lil or
no interest in valentine's day.
2.The Real Born Again Christians :These sets of people in which I
belong to don't regard or recognise anything such like this.It's
highly unacceptable in the 'christiandom'.The bible says 'don't be
an equally yoke with the unbeliever',hence,christians don't
engage themselves in valentine's celebration.
3. Those In The Battle Field: [/b]Our patriotic and beloved
Nigeria soldiers in Maiduguri and other parts of the North-East
will definately not be having a one-out time with their loved ones
this season.
4.[b]The Singles: I know many will be on this lane.Many broke up
before the celebration in the aim of dodging his responsibility
during this season whilest some don't have a date.Majority of
these people are the guys 'cos the ladies are always engage and
it's their norm.
5.The Handicaps :By handicaps,I don't mean the handicap the
bettors give to a club whilest staking his game oh,lol.Such people
in this group may include,the dumb,the blind,the deft,the lame
etc.These sets of people would likely go to their plantation
tomorrow being saturday or even stay indoor to watch
GoTv,hence,they don't bother about valentine's day.
6.The Minor Or Under-aged :When I was a lil boy,I used to see
people put on reds cloths,caps on val's day but I didn't know why
they were puting on such on that day not until I was matured
enough to know the reason behind it.So,a minor is less
concerned about val's day,all he cares for is to get his parents'
attention,play around and get his stomach filled to the brim.
7.The Typical Hustler :The truck pusher,wheel Barrow pusher,the
undertakers,the itenerant trader,the pedestrians,the hawkers etc
hardly think about Love 'cos they don't have the time for such
and hence,less bothered about it.
8.The Village 'papos' And 'Mamos ':These are the old people in the
village usually the Grandpa and grandma.They can hardly move
out 'cos they are too old and those who can,don't even
remember anything like val's day let alone celebrating it.
9.The Experienced :These categories are the ones who try to
advise their younger ones/sibblings to steer-clear from guys this
period 'cos they've seen the bad side of val's day.These ladies
are in their late 30's trying to caution their sibblings who aren't
adult at the moment.They are experienced and as such not so
bothered about the season as the youths do.
10.The Ugly ones: ]These sets of people have been forcing
themselves on the opposite se.x long before the val's day but as
soon as the day approaches,they all alone.These categories of
people are commonly ladies who don't have any swag,who put
on un-attracting skirts that are long to their toes,they have no
features on their body to attract a guy,the least goes on and
on.As such,they relax in their single apartment all day